Recluse

Recluse (n) - a person who seeks to avoid the outside world for one of a multitude of reasons. Perhaps due to some anxiety or circumstance or in order to take a breather from their insane life. Or because they don't like to drive. You know...whatever.

A few famous recluses:

• Emily Dickinson
• Thomas Pynchon
• J.D. Salinger
• J.M. Coetzee
• Dennis Johnson
  

Anxiety

Anxiety (n)- state of uneasiness wherein your body rebels against you. A response to a threat or situation that seems to be unavoidable or uncontrollable. Can sometimes prevent one from normal everyday tasks. Pain in the posterior. Not cool. In certain situations an early warning system against doing something stupid.

Breaking the rules makes me queasy.

Urban Legend

Urban Legend (n) - did not happen. Lies! Stop asking questions.

Drunk Muffins

Drunk Muffins (n) - an amazing baking experiment. Credited mostly to my super amazing friend. I mostly just stood there and watched. Delicious.

Yeah, you'd like to know the recipe, wouldn't you? Not gonna happen.

Related to other genius baking experiments such as Apple Waffle Cake, S'more Pie, etc.

Not an Urban Legend.